Love

Theres no such thing as Love. no, shut up, fuck off, its true. well actually i disagree, yes there is love, you can love something, you can be loved, im talking about the fairytale, "In Love" deal. Falling in Love, Love at first sight, etc.

It doesnt exist, anyone who tells you they experienced it is lying, most relationships these days start out disgracefully anyway, and hardly romantically. You might fuck someone after meeting them at a nightclub for instance, now this to me does not seem like the makings of a true love fairytale. In probably 99% of relationships i see the couple will spend a couple of months together, enjoy the sex immensely, and then say that they are "deeply in love" and are "meant for each other" and "will be together forever", its an absolute pile of shite. they wont. in most cases they wont last a few months, and will probably end up fucking the friends of the person they were "so madly in love with" before the year is out. You know its true, and i know you have seen it too. Really magical and romantic.

I bet you are thinking "oh fuck off, you are probably a loser who has never had a real intimate relationship", this isnt true, far from it. i know exactly what it takes to make a real relationship work, and i can always see when two people arent right for each other, and will end up in disaster. as for True Love, it does not exist, theres nothing else to it. the best, the absolute best you can hope for is to spend your time with someone you mostly agree with, who doesnt annoy you to tears and who is not selfish. thats an important one.

If you do happen to believe in true love, and this belief makes you happy then great. however it is no different from the happiness that a christian gets from believing in god or jesus, as it is a happiness gained from a belief of something that does not exist.

One final note, if you are in a relationship and are planning on staying in it for a long time (i mean a long time, with houses and babies and all that garbage) then just make sure, make sure without a shadow of a doubt that this person will not -

A. Fuck you over
B. Get bored
Or
C. Become unbearable to live with

If you knew this person before you "fell in love" with them, remember every bad thing they did, every circumstance where they were a cunt or a bitch, and then think why the hell wouldnt they do that to you. Honestly, they probably will one day. Theres your True Love.